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#1default Miss Universe Q&A on Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:44 pm

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Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion.

The FINALISTS :
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India

QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ
in your country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America
are like gentlemen.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a
woman.....

(Applause!.... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in
your country?
MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our
very own bullfight.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ
in your country?
MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like
Shakespearian actors.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance.

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in
your country?
MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like
thieves
QUESTION : And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back
door.....

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in
your country?
MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is
like a labourer.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....

(Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male
organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihi...I can say
dat male organs in our country are like chismis...
QUESTION : Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it
means GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you
say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi
hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth..

(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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